嘿嘿,楼主又出现了。。。小更一段,别读太快哦,不然两下就读完了,哈哈哈
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跟过帖子的朋友们可能知道吧,这个月小混蛋又生日了。某天吃完午饭跟他在公司外面散步,我问他有没什么想要的生日礼物。Leo歪着头想了一秒:
8 N( ]4 @+ U7 I" t4 `3 b"I can use a McLaren"
2 `1 S9 L8 z) d* m; _' N- E我抓抓头:
) h5 p5 x" c" v) K/ \+ e# b"Anything more practical?"* R3 w$ W' a% i, C+ A v
Leo不假思索:7 s, R: v2 p0 N/ }' D
“A Porsche is fine"
/ s& d. Q6 D" W# P" U# G/ P6 W3 ]" n我吐吐舌头,小子戏瘾又犯了,便顺着他的话头说下去:
, m9 R: ?; I& e! x“I can cover some of the upgrades if you really do get a Porsche...": M; [: R3 k% C
Leo停下脚步,转过头,皮笑肉不笑地看着我:
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我嬉皮笑脸凑过去,给他揉揉肩:
6 U$ s: |& W# ?“I said SOME of the upgrades. I can get you the paint you like. Just a couple grand I think?"
' _" H- }7 X: T+ i) Y8 F* {“There are colors at much high cost. Think about 20"
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“Sorry I take that back. I was thinking about those peasant colors. I can only cover those”) I; p+ @8 g7 c9 j3 _3 ]
Leo懒得理我,自己往前走了。我跟了上去,路上有一搭没一搭地聊着,过了一会儿又聊到这个,没想到这次Leo还认真思考了下,摇摇头:
" V6 V* c$ x- v. p“No I think I have everything I need. Thanks Dustin. We're old"* C: a8 c& T ]9 x: y8 v' O
我想了想,试探着问:, J! e! ] Q* y# v
“那我就自己想想咯...?"
" p# H! ?7 ?0 D: q( m"Sure"Leo耸耸肩。过了一会儿好像又不放心,补充道:7 |; }: T. q8 j5 b+ y H5 B! J2 q; W
“Don't gimme another living thing. I barely want to take care of myself. If you really must, don't go over 100 bucks"0 H q% q) C$ m# l1 V
结果还没等我答应,Leo就反悔了:
8 ~" t2 R3 I) p7 m: N“Actually, I take that back. Cap at 50"6 A5 Z: r6 i% q! `, R" i* a4 M
"Oh that's hard"
, C6 I3 O/ q% V* d8 f4 i7 n"You don't have to"
/ d2 M7 R* b6 q5 x5 l我撇撇嘴,好吧,让我想想
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$ U- Q6 s' a" N9 V50刀能买什么特别的呢。。。这事儿着实让我头疼了一天。随便送个小玩意儿吧,好像跟不送也没什么差别。本来想送他一盆捕蝇草,结果丫比我先预料到了这个情况。。。我知道Leo是让我知难而退啥也别送了,可是这样好像又有些不甘心。正愁呢,突然灵光一闪,有了!4 R$ S$ C3 x, g7 r+ l* }& a$ T
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生日那天Leo照常搬了张小凳子坐我边上。过了会儿我从书包里拿出礼物递给他:" x/ @9 ?7 w# L* M( }$ ?! ~
“Happy birthday Leo!"
4 g2 C& I" n5 e: a- D. Y小子一脸狐疑地拆开包装,我一直盯着他的脸,能清晰捕捉到他的一系列表情变换,从疑问,到惊讶,到一闪而过的小亮光。认识他这么久,基本可以从表情断定,这礼物算是送到他满意了; s1 b' X7 \) h, V. K
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Leo把玩着小礼物,眼睛亮亮的,表情像极了我那刚拿到新玩具的儿子:4 O" a& E9 D9 r9 w, K! e
“Thanks Dustin. I like it. It feels good quality. I need one, too. I've lost so many of these here and there"# }) R w2 @/ Z/ q9 P
本来被夸得好好的,听到这个赶紧说:
: h5 L x8 }8 r- S“No don't lose this one please. It might not have used up the entire budget but it was close..."
0 S) l2 w! n4 y4 A5 W8 t% [; u! @"I won't. Thanks Dustin. Best gift of the year": j2 M. ^# w& `5 g5 D% {
说完之后Leo腾出了一只手,摸了摸我的头,痒痒的,还没仔细感受呢,他就把手收回去了
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2 i3 i) H4 e n( @! y/ p大家猜出来礼物是什么了么?谜底揭晓:一把质量还不错的指甲刀,哈哈
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7 _8 ~ u' z4 C& ULeo把包装拆开,又把玩了一会儿,突然问:$ `& M j8 K) F2 M' H
“Can I use it now?"6 M- ~% c5 v. g/ y; Q
"Sure why not") I6 k G% [5 u, @ N e
Leo拿脚把垃圾桶勾过来,正准备就着剪,可能是发现垃圾桶的尺寸跟凳子高度不太配,弓着剪不舒服,眼睛贼溜溜地转了几圈,盯着我:, G5 H& e' i5 `6 n! J% F
“Gimme your hands"
2 j" S& L' r" B我没搞明白,深了一只手过去
2 T& N, F0 w. w# T6 h9 |- a“No both hands. And make a bowl shape like this"
4 C' `$ g# l; f* u- x说完他自己演示了一下,就像双手捧着个苹果一样。我隐约猜到他要做什么,心想不会吧,但还是把手伸了过去,摆了那个双手捧着东西一样的姿势
9 w0 m5 F5 i, e3 r0 s6 m- rLeo还是不满意:
' u3 D: j0 h. d: P& [. ?“Lower"
( i( `' n* }& d我把手放低,果然Leo一脸坏笑,拿着指甲刀凑过来,就在我手做成的捧杯正上方,开始剪起了他的指甲。。。6 S/ {5 E, X5 q1 X; T% U' u9 W
一边剪还不忘了说:
: I g L/ J- R3 \; }; D“Good good Dustin. No no no don't move") P8 B4 G7 p' c8 g( S0 A6 b8 t
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我惊掉下巴,一时竟不知道该说些什么。我是送了个指甲刀,但他这,是什么神操作。。。毕竟是在办公室,万一被不该看到的人撞见,那。。。
8 e3 F7 f. f8 g然而咫尺以外的Leo专心致志地剪着他的指甲,浑然不觉我的惊涛骇浪。我能感受到有屑屑掉到手里的感觉,痒痒的。Leo 的头凑得很近,眼前就是Leo的发迹线,还有高挺的鼻梁。鼻间全是他脑袋的味道,感觉这小子昨晚应该又偷懒没有洗头。指甲刀一下一下打着节拍,声音清脆而令人心安,我的心情也慢慢平静下来
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8 d1 u& q: ?* Q; T( {想说些什么,一下又想不到该说啥。还没等我想到,Leo就剪完了,脑袋嗖一下缩了回去。看了看自己的手指,表情甚是满意:3 Z" G$ m( R! W
“Looking sharp. Great clipper. Good pick Dustin"
: J6 \- w, o' C/ T" B难得一直被这个人夸,竟然有点不习惯。可能是看我还捧着一堆指甲屑,Leo直接把垃圾桶踢了过来:
0 _$ H/ ^3 ~: Q' v: t0 m“很乖,here, you can toss'em now”) ?9 E0 C- O* i9 R6 ^
我在垃圾桶上甩甩手,又拍了拍。看向Leo,只见他站起来,随手把指甲钳放进了裤袋。随即想了想,又拿了出来。看到我在看他,嘴角一扬,把指甲刀举到我面前:
+ l+ l. B/ ?. I+ P2 L9 u+ j“Now say your proper good-bye while you still can. The thing is probably never gonna see the light of day again"
6 d9 M, _0 K6 v" o W B+ m还没等我起来揍他,小子就一溜烟跑了0 Q1 E( E- j! }) }$ J) d: B
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7 o- ^3 q, y: O1 F: l/ L2 w6 h' m8 }不过话虽这么说,小子昨天还特别跟我说那东西还在,哈
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